--CURRENT EVENTS Political Joke (Dems don't read)


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“A plane is on its way to Washington DC, when democrat Alex-Airhead Cortez in economy class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the Congresswoman that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
Cortez replies, “I’m a democrat, I’m adorable, I’m a Socialist, I’m going to DC and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a democrat bimbo sitting in First Class, that belongs in economy and she won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Cortez and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to economy class.
Cortez replies, “I’m a democrat, I’m adorable, I’m a Socialist, I’m going to DC and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the future Congresswoman who just won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a democrat and a Socialist? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a liberal and I speak Socialist.”
The pilot goes back to Cortez and whispers in her ear. Cortez says, “Oh, I’m Sorry,” and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the pilot what he said that made her move without any fuss.
The Pilot answered: “I told her that First Class isn’t going to DC.”
 

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