Fuck Auburn. Fuck Lee County. Fuck Jordan Hare Stadium. Fuck the "family". Fuck Charles Barkley. Fuck $cam Newton. Fuck their impotent high school coach. They are the SEC's version of UCLA.
If there are any Barner lurkers on this site know this: Your day of reckoning is coming for you on Saturday and Gus is going to have to pay back what he owes to the boss man known as CNS, and the only currency the boss man accepts is your tears as he unleashes the dogs of war on your pathetic second rate asses.