The Rowdy One
An Auburn fan is so dumb, when he was driving to Disneyland, he saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so he went home
Who is Keith? You lost me at the end.Harson went to confession at church and confessed to the priest that he had sinned. He said he promised God that if he abstained from sex before the Iron Bowl Auburn would win. The Priest said And why are you at confession. He said I didn't keep my promise. Things were going great for 2 months and then my wife Kes dropped a jar of Peanut butter and bent over to pick it up and I had to have her right then and there. The priest said OK you are banned from Communion for a month. Keith said that is not that bad, we are banned from Walmart for life.