Sounds a lot like mine. I also will not eat pickles (taste like what I imagine Satan's salty bunghole would taste like), but my Chick Fil A sandwich must have had the pickles on it before I take them off. That is weird but it is what it is.
It smells nice sometimes, but it tastes terrible. When I get to school in the mornings, I have breakfast with a bottle of water. Then I pop two cans of Diet Mtn. Dew in a Bama stadium cup. My caffiene fill for the day will have been met by lunch.