Crimson_Pride
01-05-2006, 11:25 AM
*For Best Choke in a Sure Win Bowl Game*
the awards goes to.....
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0917/photo/a_spurrier_i.jpg
With his 38-31 loss to Mizzou after having been up 21-0 at one point, Steve Spurrier takes the cake.
*For Completely Messing Up Anything Good Your Team Had Going*
the award goes to....
http://www.oxfordeagle.com/archives/2004/1204/1213_1217/121604/fbc-um-orgeron-hired-117.gif
After his shalacking at the hands of the pitiful MSU Bulldogs in the Egg Bowl, Ed Orgeron has taken the Ole Miss Rebels from relative respecatability to once again being the laughing stock of the conference. Good job coach, you earned it.
*For Best Tan*
the award goes to....
http://espn.starwave.com/media/ncf/2005/0103/photo/a_tuberville_il.jpg
For having a really great tan that's sure to get the ladies hopping, Tommy Tuberville brings home the hardware. "If it hadn't have been for my trip to Orlando it never would have been possible," said Tubby in his acceptance speech.
*For Best Coaching Job Given Genetic Deficiencies*
the award goes to....
http://home.comcast.net/~coachdoug1/phatphil.jpg
If not for his fortitude and inbred crankiness, Phil Fulmer never could have taken one of the best talented teams in the country to 5 wins on the year.
*For Worst Prison Guard*
the award goes to....
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/stewart_mandel/07/27/mailbag/p1_fulmer_si.jpg
In a surprising turn of events, Phil Fulmer has stolen the show with his 2nd show of the night. The trophy case is getting full up on Rocky Top.
the awards goes to.....
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0917/photo/a_spurrier_i.jpg
With his 38-31 loss to Mizzou after having been up 21-0 at one point, Steve Spurrier takes the cake.
*For Completely Messing Up Anything Good Your Team Had Going*
the award goes to....
http://www.oxfordeagle.com/archives/2004/1204/1213_1217/121604/fbc-um-orgeron-hired-117.gif
After his shalacking at the hands of the pitiful MSU Bulldogs in the Egg Bowl, Ed Orgeron has taken the Ole Miss Rebels from relative respecatability to once again being the laughing stock of the conference. Good job coach, you earned it.
*For Best Tan*
the award goes to....
http://espn.starwave.com/media/ncf/2005/0103/photo/a_tuberville_il.jpg
For having a really great tan that's sure to get the ladies hopping, Tommy Tuberville brings home the hardware. "If it hadn't have been for my trip to Orlando it never would have been possible," said Tubby in his acceptance speech.
*For Best Coaching Job Given Genetic Deficiencies*
the award goes to....
http://home.comcast.net/~coachdoug1/phatphil.jpg
If not for his fortitude and inbred crankiness, Phil Fulmer never could have taken one of the best talented teams in the country to 5 wins on the year.
*For Worst Prison Guard*
the award goes to....
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/stewart_mandel/07/27/mailbag/p1_fulmer_si.jpg
In a surprising turn of events, Phil Fulmer has stolen the show with his 2nd show of the night. The trophy case is getting full up on Rocky Top.