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Tigrinum Major
12-07-2005, 03:20 PM
The Chik-Fil-A Peach Bowl - "We didn't invent the Lower Tier Mediocre Bowl For Teams That Fell Apart Late In The Season, just the Lower Tier Mediocre Bowl For Teams That Fell Apart Late In The Season in Atlanta."

The Outback Bowl - "No rules. Just a couple of average teams."

All I could do on short notice. Feel free to opine.
ROLL TIDE FOREVER AMEN
12-07-2005, 03:26 PM
The Rose Bowl... When you care enough to send the very best.

( may not always be true)
Argo
12-07-2005, 03:45 PM
Gaylord Hotels Music City- "Since Fulmer couldn't win two more %^&* games, we just had a random drawing of the trash teams that were left."
reger60
12-07-2005, 03:51 PM
The Cotton Bowl -- the Un-BCS Bowl since 1995.

The Gaylord Music City Bowl -- Fortunately Minnesota fans think the weather here is fantastic!

The MPC Computer Bowl -- Don't adjust the color on your TV!
Crimson_Pride
12-07-2005, 04:13 PM
The Chik-Fil-A Peach Bowl - "We didn't invent the Lower Tier Mediocre Bowl For Teams That Fell Apart Late In The Season, just the Lower Tier Mediocre Bowl For Teams That Fell Apart Late In The Season in Atlanta."

The Outback Bowl - "No rules. Just a couple of average teams."

All I could do on short notice. Feel free to opine.

:lol:

How about "We didn't invent the Lower Tier Mediocre Bowl For Teams That Fell Apart Late In The Season, we just made it better :wink:

Or the....

Champs Sports Bowl - The "I wonder what this game will be called next year" Bowl

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl - The "Maybe our stupid name will get us the pub that the teams who actually play in it don't get" Bowl
BamaHeat
12-08-2005, 12:54 AM
The FedEx Orange Bowl 2006 Miami, Fl.
"These coaches are so old...they're shopping for a retirement home while they're here"

http://www.orangebowl.org/images/newsite/NewBody_06.jpg
BamaHeat
12-08-2005, 01:00 AM
The Outback Bowl Florida Gators vs Iowa Hawkeyes -
Also known as the "HOW THE HELL DID WE END UP HERE? BOWL"

http://www.gatorzone.com/football/images/tmpimg2005/outback_logo.jpg

(Must give credit to the Big Dawg at Wump730 Huntsville for this one)
01-06-2006, 03:00 PM
Independence Bowl. SOUTH CAROLINA VS. MISSORI

"We tried our best but still...nobody watched us!"Bowl
UA_All_The_Way
01-09-2006, 01:41 PM
The New Orleans Bowl: The "Damn, I guess it's our fault we have to play in a devastated, third world city... oh my bad, Lafayette" Bowl

The Independence Bowl: "Where The Bit*ch Of the SEC Winds Up" Bowl

The Fort Worth Bowl: The "Kinda Like The Special Olympics... Even If You Win You're Still Retarded" Bowl

Oh man, I'm just glad we we're in the Cotton. :lol:
Tigrinum Major
01-09-2006, 01:42 PM
The Fort Worth Bowl: The "Kinda Like The Special Olympics... Even If You Win You're Still Retarded" Bowl


True class, right there, ladies and gents!
UA_All_The_Way
01-09-2006, 05:31 PM
The Fort Worth Bowl: The "Kinda Like The Special Olympics... Even If You Win You're Still Retarded" Bowl


True class, right there, ladies and gents!

Lol, that was pretty low.

Speaking of bowls, did Orlando treat you well? ;tr
Tigrinum Major
01-09-2006, 08:47 PM
The Fort Worth Bowl: The "Kinda Like The Special Olympics... Even If You Win You're Still Retarded" Bowl


True class, right there, ladies and gents!

Lol, that was pretty low.

Speaking of bowls, did Orlando treat you well? ;tr

Ugghhh. That was like a bad hangover. Oh, well, win some, lose some and some are rained out. Too bad the weather was beautiful that day.
01-21-2006, 08:47 PM
Sorry bout that game TM.Orlando wasnt nice...