Bamaman37
10-12-2005, 08:07 PM
Ok guys (and gals) since Bama's opponent this week is Ole Miss, I figured I'd tell some Ole Miss jokes (since they suck). Here we go...
Q. How do the Ole Miss Rebles count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10...
Q. What do the Ole Miss Rebels & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q. How do you keep an Ole Miss Rebel out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Mississippi in case of a tornado?
A. To the Vaught Hemingway Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why was the coach upset when the Ole Miss Rebels playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What do you call 100 people sitting around a TV watching the National Championship?
A. The Ole Miss Rebels.
Q. What do the Ole Miss Rebels and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Ole Miss Rebels are going to run the football?
A. The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
:D
Q. How do the Ole Miss Rebles count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10...
Q. What do the Ole Miss Rebels & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q. How do you keep an Ole Miss Rebel out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Mississippi in case of a tornado?
A. To the Vaught Hemingway Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why was the coach upset when the Ole Miss Rebels playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What do you call 100 people sitting around a TV watching the National Championship?
A. The Ole Miss Rebels.
Q. What do the Ole Miss Rebels and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Ole Miss Rebels are going to run the football?
A. The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
:D