The Official WyTbOyZ V. vatz22au thread

[Crimson_Pride]

The following is a steel cage match. Pay $39.95 or do not proceed any further down the line of this thread...no really, we'll know if you do....really :D

[Crimson_Pride]

if WNXBama or someone would like to get in on the fray then you'll have to encourage vatz to find a tag team partner....no double teaming....remember the door to the steel cage is locked :D

[Crimson323]

I started this twice already and then deleted it both times. I'm glad someone else thought it was a good idea, besides me.

[WYTBOYZ]

you know what screw that little punk ass kid. It is easy to come on a computer and run your mouth and you set the match up and I'll be there hell make it opening week-end on sunday afternoon, will make for a great show after barners lose to GT. Hell I been in lousyanna for so long the barner rivalry wasn't as big for me til now. I now KNOW why I hated the barners so much growing up thanks vatz for reminding me.

[Crimson323]

No response vatz? Come on.....

[imported_porkchop]

My money's on WYTIE and WNX actually. You don't want those two hillbillies on your a$$! :D

[Crimson323]

Nope...they be crazy rednecks! Nah, just messin'.

As far as vatz goes, Barners are okay at distance. :D

[imported_porkchop]

Speaking of Vatz, I have not seen him on since about Friday. He must be irritating some LSU or USC fans this week. :lol: :lol:

DISCLAIMER

That's a joke!

[imported_porkchop]

Porkchop along with color man Bamaman37 calling the action tonight at beautiful Toomer's Corners Wrestling Arena/feed factory, in Auburn Alabama!

While about 2 minutes into the match WYTIE has stunned Vatz with his patented "punk ass kid" superplex! I've seen this many times from the WYTE boy-wonder. This is just a prelude to his "We got 13 power smash", and we all know how messy things get from there! This could spell trouble for the AU Asassin!

I'm not sure Vatz has enough in the tank at this point to come back 37? Your thoughts?

[Bamaman37]

Thanks pc.

WYTIE is all over that barner vatz. OH!!!!!!! vatz gets him below the belt! WYTIE is in a lot of pain right now. Looks like the referee didn't see it. He must be a SEC ref.

Back to you pc.

[imported_porkchop]

37 neither one of these guys are known for their form or technique! I would like to comment on how much I like WYTIE's pink trunks with the "welcome aboard" sign printed across the buttock however! That was a nice touch and a definate contrast to Vatz's OshBGosh 3T sized overhauls!

I think there's been a fashion crime commited here tonight people! Not to mention there's a title at stake!

Ohh! WYTIE rakes Vats' eyes and calls out an old woman in the stands to quote, "get some"! OUCH!

[Bamaman37]

Your right pc. I haven't seen a man in shorts that short since Richard Simmons' video "Sweatin to the Oldies". WYTBOYZ sure likes his shorts short.

WYTBOYZ looks like he's got the title pc. Looks like vatz is having trouble seeing after WYTIE rakes on his eyes the way he did.

This just goes to show you. Don't talk bad about a good ole' boy's team. Once he gets as much moonshine running through his blood as WYTIE has, bad things are going to happen.

It would take a miracle for vatz to pull this one off.

[imported_porkchop]

37, I thought I told you not to mention that Richard Simmons video while on the air! :evil:

There is still time in this cage match so don't count Vats out just yet!

[Bamaman37]

Couldn't help it pc, that video is just dang good television!

Your right though, there's still some time left, but WYTIE Sure does have the momentum.

[imported_porkchop]

This match looks rigged to me 376. Vats isn't even putting up a fight! I think we're looking at the new Penny-Weight Champ here in WYTEBOYZ.

[Bamaman37]

vatz is just laying there and taking it now. I don't think I've ever seen anyone just lay their and take it like he is.

This fight sure does remind me of the 92' Bama vs. Miami National Championship game. WYTBOYZ being Bama, and vtz being the canes.

[imported_porkchop]

You're right 37, it is getting ugly in there! Oh!!!!! WYTIE locks the Figure 4!!!! OUCH!! That has to hurt like heck!!!! Some men have died from that move!!

I think a submission is in our future!

[imported_Porter]

Porter now throws the following items into the ring...

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http://us.inmagine.com/thumbnails/brandxpictures/x127/bxp39417.jpg

http://www.acm.rpi.edu/~diesel/my_pics/pool/stick_rack.jpg

http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/template-assets-custom/images/fire-ext-all-smaller.jpg

http://www.pick-n-mix.co.uk/bernie's%20prize%20whip.jpg

http://www.saveonshopping.com/martialarts/images/nun11.jpg

http://www.liv.ac.uk/~sdb/Safari-2001/Images/455%20Lion%20gaping.jpg

[Atlanta_Tider]

Damn porter, don't hold back buddy!

[bamafan4ever]

LMAO!! :D :D :D :shock: :D

[Bamaman37]

WOW! :shock:

Porter sure has evened things up now. If vatz wants to win this looks like his only chance.

[Crimson_Pride]

Have they gone into extra innings or something???

I paid $39.99 for this....I need some info!!!!

Really, I did pay it. Porkchop said he would take it and pass it on for broadcasting costs :? . Well, that was before he took a $5 handling fee and then another $12 for shipping. I don't know what he's shipping though or handling for that matter :shock:

[Bamaman37]

WYTIE knocked the ref unconcious in the middle of one of his RAGE attacks. Now after Porter threw in all those objects, it looks like there's gonna be some bled shed.

OH NO!!!!!!!!! WYTIE has grab a pool cue! :shock: I sure hope he doesn't stick that were I think he's gonna stick it. :shock:

Wait a minute, I think vatz's friend is going to climb over the cage to help him out!!

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[Bamaman37]

I got picture from the fight for those who payed for this event. Man, they're really goin at it!

[WYTBOYZ]

You guys must be bored....lol...but I will say this that little punk ass is losing and the chair is next.. Just remember even if I beat his ass to death which is happening he will come back next week and claim to be the "peoples champ"...

What an idiot maybe I will be the CrimsonTusks champ!!!!

[imported_porkchop]

Oh my goodness! WYTIE just busted out his patented "people's champ" power slam on Vatz!! Oh Vatz is reeling now! I'm not sure he's seen this much action since the last family reunion!? :shock:

[Tigrinum Major]

We will make rings.

I had to break it out before someone else did.

[Bama1966]

We will make rings.

I had to break it out before someone else did. :lol:

[Atlanta_Tider]

We will make rings.

I had to break it out before someone else did. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[WYTBOYZ]

Looks like ol vatz the puss-BOY has met his match and other than calling in his 400lb sister this match is mine.....oooooohhh wait a minute I think I see that fat "ho" is making her way to the ring..see pic below...

[WNXBama]

Come on guy's...let's stop making fun of vatz.

He is here just to talk...remember? :roll:

[WNXBama]

Hell, I just found this thread...I am all for it

[vatz22au]

lol I just found this thread as well....


AND BOY AM I BEHIND :shock:

[vatz22au]

I guess its over.... :(

[Tideboy]

Yeah it's over. Got a little out of hand for my tastes too.